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matthlup:

scharwenka:

GUYS
I MADE THIS ONCE LIKE 800 YEARS AGO
AND I CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.

OH MY GOD I DON’T REMEMBER THIS.

i know i know, i’ve been gone for a long time, but doesn’t this make up for it?

matthlup:

scharwenka:

GUYS

I MADE THIS ONCE LIKE 800 YEARS AGO

AND I CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.

OH MY GOD I DON’T REMEMBER THIS.

i know i know, i’ve been gone for a long time, but doesn’t this make up for it?

(Source: eva-duarte, via lushupork)

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get out of there patti lupones. i know you all want to hang out on the stairs together but there is gang warfare going on. it would be better if you all went inside or up to the roof. 

(this is the final installment of a series celebrating the 50th anniversary of West Side Story’s release. part one can be found here, and part two can be found here.)
(as always, suggested by ramblingdaniel)

get out of there patti lupones. i know you all want to hang out on the stairs together but there is gang warfare going on. it would be better if you all went inside or up to the roof. 

(this is the final installment of a series celebrating the 50th anniversary of West Side Story’s release. part one can be found here, and part two can be found here.)

(as always, suggested by ramblingdaniel)

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get out of there patti lupone. you are having a secret love affair with yourself? what does matt think about this? and why does one of you look so into it while the other one of you is smirking at us? something is going on here that i don’t like patti.
(this is the second of a series of west side story pictures to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the release of West Side Story.) 
(suggested once again by ramblingdaniel)

get out of there patti lupone. you are having a secret love affair with yourself? what does matt think about this? and why does one of you look so into it while the other one of you is smirking at us? something is going on here that i don’t like patti.

(this is the second of a series of west side story pictures to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the release of West Side Story.) 

(suggested once again by ramblingdaniel)

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get out of there patti lupone. i hate to say it but you are a white woman so you cannot play any of these characters. you also cannot play multiple characters at once. if you are doing a solo show of west side story you should take a tip from cher and play one character at once. 
(this post is part one of a series celebrating today being the 50th anniversary of West Side Story’s release. stay tuned!)
(suggested by ramblingdaniel)

get out of there patti lupone. i hate to say it but you are a white woman so you cannot play any of these characters. you also cannot play multiple characters at once. if you are doing a solo show of west side story you should take a tip from cher and play one character at once. 

(this post is part one of a series celebrating today being the 50th anniversary of West Side Story’s release. stay tuned!)

(suggested by ramblingdaniel)

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givesmevoice:

givesmevoice:

elvensapphire:

Patti for Annie Revival 2012?
givesmevoice knows what’s up.

PEEING.

NEVER FORGET.

get out of there patti lupone. you are far too many decades too old to play annie. you may have played annie oakley but this is too far patti.

givesmevoice:

givesmevoice:

elvensapphire:

Patti for Annie Revival 2012?

givesmevoice knows what’s up.

PEEING.

NEVER FORGET.

get out of there patti lupone. you are far too many decades too old to play annie. you may have played annie oakley but this is too far patti.

(via lushupork)

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get out of there patti lupone. there are several reasons why you cannot play simba, but i will not go into them here because they should be obvious. just because sunset boulevard played the minskoff theatre doesn’t mean you should try to get into the minskoff in this way.  
suggested by ramblingdaniel

get out of there patti lupone. there are several reasons why you cannot play simba, but i will not go into them here because they should be obvious. just because sunset boulevard played the minskoff theatre doesn’t mean you should try to get into the minskoff in this way.  

suggested by ramblingdaniel

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onthestepsofthepalace:

so I might have made this instead of working on my listening log.
maybe.

get out of there patti lupone. you are not cereal. you do not even go by patti loops, and if you do, why? it is a strange nickname and clearly opens you up to far too much photoshopping.

onthestepsofthepalace:

so I might have made this instead of working on my listening log.

maybe.

get out of there patti lupone. you are not cereal. you do not even go by patti loops, and if you do, why? it is a strange nickname and clearly opens you up to far too much photoshopping.

(Source: , via thestepsofthepalace)

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get out of there patti lupone. you were not in into the woods. stop trying to scare joanna gleason into giving you the tony from that year. even you must admit that the baker’s wife is a role much more deserving of a tony award than reno sweeney. and now is not the time to talk about sutton foster’s win this year. we are trying to focus on into the woods and how you should get out of there.

submitted by itgoeswiththeharmony

get out of there patti lupone. you were not in into the woods. stop trying to scare joanna gleason into giving you the tony from that year. even you must admit that the baker’s wife is a role much more deserving of a tony award than reno sweeney. and now is not the time to talk about sutton foster’s win this year. we are trying to focus on into the woods and how you should get out of there.

submitted by itgoeswiththeharmony

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get out of there patti lupone. you are not a bride to be, even if you are dressed for the occasion. you are the first woman of Argentina and dressed to meet your public. this is leslie and faith’s mother daughter moment, you should be trying not to cry for the people of Argentina.
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get out of there patti lupone. you are not a bride to be, even if you are dressed for the occasion. you are the first woman of Argentina and dressed to meet your public. this is leslie and faith’s mother daughter moment, you should be trying not to cry for the people of Argentina.

submitted by charityh0pe

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Patti Lu playing the wrong bitter alcoholic in Drowsy Chaperone. :)

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get out of there patti lupone. you may have the correct drink in hand, but you are in the wrong show. you are singing about stumbling along when you should be singing about rising. however, you are in a show about marriage so you have that right.

Patti Lu playing the wrong bitter alcoholic in Drowsy Chaperone. :)

submitted by discoveringtheater

get out of there patti lupone. you may have the correct drink in hand, but you are in the wrong show. you are singing about stumbling along when you should be singing about rising. however, you are in a show about marriage so you have that right.